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Jun 9, 2006 23:45:50 GMT 10
Post by TRINITY on Jun 9, 2006 23:45:50 GMT 10
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
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Jun 9, 2006 23:46:26 GMT 10
Post by TRINITY on Jun 9, 2006 23:46:26 GMT 10
MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with great boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
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