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Post by drredpill on Aug 9, 2006 12:40:53 GMT 10
It all began out by the garbage cans that where neatly lined up at the side of my house -- I was working hard lifting all the trash can lids one at a time. "Trinity....Trinity are you there? Come on I know you're hiding around here somewhere...Your a secret agent." I would stop every now and then and go on with Humming an old tune as best as I could remember it and singing under my breath.
"Can't you hear cant you hear that thunder, you'd better run you'd better run for Cover..."
Agent Bubble Butt Cracked a smile as she watched the telescreen.
"Poor Guy" she said to herself "I can't believe Trinity is falling for him"
She shook her head and clicked her tounge.
"Oh well, princess Trinity will be awake soon, and we will finally be able to eradicate the universe of those ugly Earthlings. once and for all and go home!"
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Post by drredpill on Aug 9, 2006 13:09:03 GMT 10
Your turn Trin...
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Post by drredpill on Aug 10, 2006 8:36:00 GMT 10
It wasn’t long before my yard was covered with garbage can lids and trash.
“Triiiinityyyy, where are you? I Looooove you. You are the prettiest! Why do you hate me so much?”
Through all of my tears I picked up an empty can of Tuna fish and started talking to Charlie…the company logo of the fish on the can.
I was astonished when a big blue flapper slapped me on the back. And I goofy sounding voice said:
“Don’t worry DrRedPill she loves you, but There’s just too much water, Dr Red Pill.”
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Post by drredpill on Aug 10, 2006 16:11:47 GMT 10
Sniffel,Sniffel "Trinity, Trinity, Trinity, I love you , I love you , I love youuuuu.....'Cause your the prettyest One...of allllll"
"Negative captain Bubble Butt You are to Hold your fire! Until our lady Trinity is safely back on Planet Pretty...he obviously is suffering from Scrambled Brain!!! Princess Trinity is bound to have that effect on any Earth man use your ear plugs and bare his howling just a little longer...That's an order!!!”
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Post by TRINITY on Aug 10, 2006 21:47:34 GMT 10
Well, I like it thanx red....I enjoy your stories each day.
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Post by drredpill on Aug 11, 2006 11:53:08 GMT 10
The After a long heat wave, the weather finally broke into a steady cold rain shower. DrRedPill took a deep breath of relief.
Red could now get back to work as an intergalactic super genius! All of the sudden a deep booming voice came…
“Dr Red Pill, by order of the counsel of super geniuses, you have been charged with a class fifteen million thousand (plus one) degree felony crime of being Brain Scrambled!!!
What say you?”
”Trinity?”
“Yes, you fell in love with that female that you thought was just a very pretty Earthing and got all scrambled up. Fortunately for you we have formed an alliance with Planet Pretty and Trinity is there princess. I hear by sentence you to a life time of following Trinity around like a faithful Dog and taking out her garbage if she wills you to.”
“But she lives in OZ”
“You will have some help from one of our secret agents…”
All of the sudden I loud goofy sounding voice started up and a big blue fin slapped me on the back “Why hi Dr Red Pill. You ready to go back to Earth with me?”
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Post by TRINITY on Aug 11, 2006 21:13:56 GMT 10
LOL....cute
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Post by drredpill on Aug 12, 2006 11:47:37 GMT 10
Somewhere over Australia Dr Red Pill sat in Charlie’s UFO and watched the telescreen mindlessly moving the crosshairs up and down over an image of the beautiful Trinity dancing in her underwear.
“Is that Trinity?”
Startled DrRedPill said “Yikes” and accidentally hit the big red Button labeled ‘warp’ just as the crosshairs where focused on Trinity’s Nose.
“oh no, now we are going to warp right into Trinity’s nose and she is going to Pick us out!!!”
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Cosmic Soul
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OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE.....THE WORLD THAT WAITS FOR THEE
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Post by Cosmic Soul on Aug 12, 2006 19:23:17 GMT 10
ha ha ha ha
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Post by drredpill on Aug 13, 2006 2:55:13 GMT 10
In the midst of the horrible rumbling of Trinity’s finger fervently scraping buggers from out of her nose, DrRedPill sat down with Charlie to discuss there predicament.
“What the hell are we gonna’ do Chuck?”
“We could use our laser beams to blast our way out, but that might hurt Trinity, or…”
“We can eat our way out!!! Meet me in the briefing room and we will work on a plan…” DrRedPill said snapping his fingers for added emphasis.
Don’t worry my little honey pot, we’ll have you out of this in one second flat!!!
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Post by TRINITY on Aug 16, 2006 14:11:59 GMT 10
OMGOSH RED
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Post by drredpill on Aug 22, 2006 17:21:33 GMT 10
Wha wha wha thub thub thub.
“Charlie! Take us out of hyper warp! I got an Idea.”
“Your gonna find Trinity DrRedPill?”
“Yes. Take the super secret agent scanner beams off, I need some quiet.”
“Oh Where Oh Where has my Trinity gone, Oh where Oh where can she be…
don’t worry Chuck I saw this once on UnderDog…it works…”
all of the sudden a bleep showed up on the scanner display.
“is that Trinity DrRedPill.”
“I don’t know Charlie, but she is bound to show up…Oh where oh where has my Trinity gone Oh where oh where can she beeee….”
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Post by TRINITY on Aug 23, 2006 20:55:03 GMT 10
I'm here Dr redpill.........I had some lil things to take care of, and haven't been able to post...will be around a lil more now
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Post by drredpill on Aug 24, 2006 1:36:24 GMT 10
"YAY....Shut up you stupid fish, my honey is back!!!" DrRed Pill slurred as he watched the messages comming over the display.
"Look at her new avatar...She is so pretty..." he added as he tossed yet another empty beer bottle out of the garbage shoot.
"common Fish get down and party Woooo Hoooo"
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Post by drredpill on Aug 24, 2006 1:56:43 GMT 10
"Aus...Austr...OZ, I can't spell, I'm drunk"
"You hurt my feelings DrRedPill, I'm gonna take the Emergency escape pod out of here!"
DrRedPill looked over the controls scratching his head as he watched Charlie launch. He knew where the time displacment circuits where, and the resizing button, but didn't know exactally how to work the display, and he was drunk.
Roswell 1947 the display still said...from before Charlie took the escape pod off the UFO.
"yeah I got it baby, I'm comming for you now ... pucker up baby Yee haaaw"
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