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Post by drredpill on Oct 10, 2006 13:14:52 GMT 10
Fountainhead 757 B.C.
High atop a mountain – it was still shrouded faintly with the remains of the thick October mists rising from the forests below. It sat silent and it sat still. It was utterly incongruous against the virgin landscape that would become known as the state of Pennsylvania within the united states of America. It had a sleek hull that seemed to be made from polished stainless steal and one man at the helm.
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Post by drredpill on Oct 20, 2006 14:11:40 GMT 10
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH where oh where has my Trinity gone, oh where oh where can she beeeEEE. sniffel sniffel.
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Post by drredpill on Nov 11, 2006 11:50:11 GMT 10
Bless you Trinity my sweet angel.
How's the roo holding up?
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Post by TRINITY on Nov 25, 2006 12:17:21 GMT 10
The roos are great that Mister Red I see your adventures have been adventurous
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Post by drredpill on Nov 25, 2006 12:49:04 GMT 10
Roo S...did they multilply? My adventures have been very dry latly, all I want to do when you're away is weep a LOT.
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Post by drredpill on Feb 13, 2007 11:31:24 GMT 10
I love you trinity....happy V day
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Post by drredpill on Aug 23, 2007 20:24:46 GMT 10
Amongst his bitter weeping and throbs of terrible whaling DrRedPill finally came up with an idea.
"He IS crazy captain Bubble Butt." Said the first mate to Agent Little Gem. "We should just blast him with our laser beams and be done with it."
"No." Said now captian Bubble Butt with her new cadence of authority as the captain of her new UFO.
"He is useing Fluoride to make his teeth brilliant White. He has decided to become a super hero."
"And what are all the packets the diet sweetener for?"
"I'm not sure... The Aspartame I think."
"Don't worry Trinity, I'll save you..."
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Post by drredpill on Aug 24, 2007 10:46:02 GMT 10
"mmmm" "mm mm mmmMMMM" "DrRedPill!!!" shouted captian bubble butt.
"you talk so dirty." "mmmnn M Mmmm MM"
"she already knows you love her because she is the prettyest one"
"mm" "That is no reason to use trash Language" "mm mmmm"
"now behave and I might help you out with your super deadly, super white teeth. you really went overboard this time" "mmMM" "yes now don't smile at me or anybody else, just keep smoking lots of ciggarettes"
"remeber don't smile at anyone untill we can make your teeth yellow again"
"mm M MMM m"
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Post by drredpill on Aug 28, 2007 1:34:55 GMT 10
shwwwing...."we'll miss Mr Gonzalez at Fox intergalactic news service"
"DrRedPill! Your Teeth!!!"
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Post by drredpill on Sept 1, 2007 11:33:08 GMT 10
Tunguska 1908
Stand back little lady.
I’m Fluoride Man!!!
I have Brilliantly blazing fluoride teeth!. I'll save you.
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Post by drredpill on Sept 7, 2007 22:25:51 GMT 10
Deep within the Siberian tundra there was a lone snowbank, and DrRedPill was stuck upside down in it calling for Capitan bubble butt. "Hi Dr Red Pill" came a vioce... "Caption BubbleButt?!" "sorry Dr Red, I needed to take the emergency re-incarnation capsule out of there, your teeth are just too brilliantly white. I came back as Miss S.Carolina. The UFO was destroyed I'm sorry to say. But don't worry now I got maps to find Trinity with!" "Only one question, can you speak Russian?"
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Post by drredpill on Sept 13, 2007 7:48:33 GMT 10
weeep weeeep weeeeep. booooo hooo. my honey ran away again.Trinity show up!!
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Post by drredpill on Nov 9, 2007 2:17:48 GMT 10
Earth 3050:
"Roger Captain We found him what a mess. It looks like his brain exploded" the scout said wiping away snow, dirt and brain matter from the excavation site. "Looks like he was trying to leave a message in the ice with his pick axe" Trin...ity....is ....the ...prettiest....one!"
"that is all it says I'll get back to you later captain"
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Post by drredpill on Nov 10, 2007 7:26:53 GMT 10
"Yes sir! I think we have the whole story figured out! From the carvings on the ice cave wall we pieced it all together. See Miss South Carolina was a secret agent that snuck into the re incarnation unit and sent captain Bubble butt to Pine Gap UFO base using one of her fake maps. DrRedPill then went under the name fluoride man. He tried to use his Brilliantly blazing fluoride teeth to melt Ms south Carolina with but she was to quick for him, and used her secret agent secret weapon on him. A cleverly doctored photo (using scotch tape and a cut out from playboy magazine) of Trinity in the buff. It is obvious that is why his brain exploded!" THE END.
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Post by drredpill on Mar 10, 2008 12:24:31 GMT 10
Trinity, I've figured it all out!! You live on the island of Australia which is on the opposite side of the planet so, relative to me you're all upside down and stuff. So you should HATE me not Love me LOL. I hate you Trinity with both my stinky feet. Hate Red.
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