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Post by TRINITY on Aug 25, 2006 22:24:43 GMT 10
Lmao Red........
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Post by drredpill on Aug 25, 2006 23:28:30 GMT 10
Uuuugggh…Eeerg RRRrrralf Thub thub. DrRedpill was in very bad shape.
“Hey paw…there is a real Martian in here!! Paw! Paw!! What’s your name?”
The little boy demanded as he stretched the bands of his sling shot to there fullest extent.
DrRedPill lifted his pounding head up from the little toilet and wiping his mouth clean ; He took in a gulp of the fresh New Mexico air. He caught a glimpse of himself in the little mirror as His eyes where swollen and red. He looked totally anemic and thoroughly hung over, which he was…
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Post by drredpill on Aug 26, 2006 14:15:08 GMT 10
Stumbling through the wreckage of Charlie’s Flying disk (as the little boy called it) DrRedPill caught a message coming in over the message screen of the now broken up UFO.
***From: Agent Bubble Butt
We have tracked you Dr Red Pill. You appear to be in the wrong year. We will warp you back to the year two thousand and six, but after that you are on your own. You will land in Montuak Long Island. Make sure you Hurry your way to Australia for Trinity. Pee Yew…She needs her garbage taken out!!!!
Transmission Ends.
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Post by drredpill on Aug 29, 2006 18:41:11 GMT 10
Rap, Rap, RAPPP “hear ye, hear ye the chief counsel of the intergalactic super geniuses has hear by determined that Dr Red Pill be demoted to a mere super smart due to his careless behavior getting himself all stuck in the wrong year and stuff, and then getting arrested by the secret police of Planet Earth.” The deep majestic voice boomed.
“Sniffel” Dr Red Pill whimpered.
“What say you Dr Red Pill”
“but I…I …I …I Love her…She Is the prettiest one of aaaall” Dr Red Pill said holding back a flood of tears.
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Post by drredpill on Sept 1, 2006 3:46:22 GMT 10
Mmm mm mmr Mmr mrr Mmmmr?
“Dr Red Pill.”
Mr mmr mmmr mmr mr.
“Trinity! I told you, she is a secret agent!!!”
“mmmn mmr mmr mmr?”
“A kangaroo, she’s training it to hop over the ocean.”
“mmmr mmr mmr.”
“What ever!!”
CLICK.
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Post by drredpill on Sept 7, 2006 18:08:29 GMT 10
INVOICE Australian Freight Lines Qty: 1 Description: Princess Trinity Condition: fequently runs away desease Note: I Love You! Plenty of Love needed alll the time!!! Dr Red Pill
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Post by drredpill on Sept 12, 2006 1:40:10 GMT 10
DrRedPill’s quixotic dream of achieving a beautiful wife had finally come to an end. Circumstance had defeated him.
Good bye my love.
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Cosmic Soul
Sophomore
OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE.....THE WORLD THAT WAITS FOR THEE
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Post by Cosmic Soul on Sept 16, 2006 11:57:08 GMT 10
LOL...You could write a novel you know
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Cosmic Soul
Sophomore
OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE.....THE WORLD THAT WAITS FOR THEE
Posts: 110
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Post by Cosmic Soul on Sept 16, 2006 11:59:55 GMT 10
" Frequently runs away disease" ?? Pffffft..........What? I'm always here...ain't I? last time I looked i was still here
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Post by drredpill on Sept 16, 2006 22:58:25 GMT 10
But not as the beautiful TRINITY that I fell in love with. Don't worry, I saved your photo, and I put in in with all the bikini model pictures LOL.
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Post by drredpill on Sept 23, 2006 23:21:45 GMT 10
Way back in the midst of time a lonely ameba floated in a muddy pool; created by water trickeling into the footprint of a killer kangaroo that hopped along carelessly looking for tasty fern sprigs to gobble up.
“gurgle, gurgle?” the ameba said as an exceptionally pretty ameba floated past.
“Wow you’re pretty” it said “My name is Dr RedPill, Will you be my wife so I can hold you tight”; At this point, I will be translating for both of the ameba’s for the readers convenience.
“No.” said the pretty ameba.
“There is too much water in the way”
“I bet that kangaroo could hop over the water if you could just train it to”
“What ever” said the other ameba…
and the story continues.
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Post by drredpill on Sept 30, 2006 11:14:46 GMT 10
As the millennia passed Trinity Evolved up to the level of a super pretty human, and DrRedPill worked out on chest expanders hopeing only to impress Trinity.
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Post by drredpill on Oct 5, 2006 21:18:03 GMT 10
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Post by drredpill on Oct 8, 2006 9:41:06 GMT 10
Okay Trinity, If I was going to write a fiction novel -- just for you. what would you want it to it be about?
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Post by drredpill on Oct 9, 2006 14:34:11 GMT 10
Triiiiiiiiiiinityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, are you suffering from a another bout of frequently runs away disease again? I'm in the mood to write something. Tell me what.
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